Saturday, February 13, 2016

And Not Residence Life

"One day, you’re going to be the mom calling the school.”

“Ohhhhhh no.  My kid is going to ‘roommate relationship camp’ all throughout her youth, and taking Saturday classes on mediation and negotiation.”

“Yeah, but what if she has a crazy roommate?”

“Whatever. Unless there are bodies in the closet, I’m not calling the school.  Even then I’ll have to make sure they were ritually sacraficed.  Then, THEN, I’ll consider it.”

“I can’t believe you just said that.”

“That’s because you are in Student Activities.”


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