"And then, on the way home from chaperoning the formal, I realized I was sitting in puke on the bus."
"What? That's awful!"
"Nah. Once my daughter threw up in my mouth. And that was from a stomach virus, so of course I got it. Since that happened, these things don't faze me much."
"I just can't even . . ."
"Remind me to tell you the poop-in-the-snack-cup story. You know, when you aren't eating."
"You have just talked me out of every having children or working in residence life."
"Ah. That's what makes this work so fulfilling. Making a difference in the lives of others."